Terms and Conditions (Updated August 8, 2006 at 4:38AM)

• I can only send these free sticker packets to people who live in countries OTHER THAN the Philippines, Singapore, Malaysia, Canada, Australia and United States. If you live in the land of the brown, l'exotique and the natives aka the cesspit of the third world aka Philippines, you may buy these stickers for P50 each at Irene's Closet located at the Independent Lifestyles Section of Powerplant Mall in Rockwell, Makati.
  
  
• Please allow anywhere between 2-3 weeks for delivery. My award-winning, supestar maid Ms. Eunice and her cohort Ms. Aissa will send the stickers via third world airmail --- the epitome of the phrase 'slow boat'.
  
  
• You promise to take photos of as many people as you can holding the "I LOVE BRYANBOY" sticker and email it to bryanboy@gmail.com. I want old people, young people, rich people, poor people, men in uniform, dying people, well-dressed people, chavs, beggars, prostitutes, burger flippers, firemen, soldiers, you name it. Be creative for god's sake!
  
  
• I want world domination god dammit! If possible, take a photo of yourself holding the sticker in front of the best place that represents where you live, i.e. a tourist spot.
  
  
• Generally I'll send 3 or 4 stickers in each packet. If you live in a highly populated city, like New York, Los Angeles, London, Paris, Boston, Chicago, Tokyo, Hong Kong, etc., I'll send anywhere between 5-10 stickers.
  
  
• Last but not the least, if you're not selfish, post my sticker where many, many people can see and take a picture of it. Think subway stations, ATM machines, phone booths, whatever. LOL.

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